{"product_id":"sarcastic-12-days-of-christmas-cards-set","title":"Sarcastic - 12 Days of Christmas Cards Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake your friends laugh or get in trouble with that one family member at Christmas! Looking for a holiday gift with a little more attitude? The Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set is packed with 12 hilariously inappropriate mini cards guaranteed to earn laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a spot on Santa's naughty list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes:\u003cbr\u003e• 12 miniature cards 3.75\" tall x 2.5\" wide\u003cbr\u003e• 12 miniature kraft envelopes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStyles:\u003cbr\u003e• Fa–la–fucking–la\u003cbr\u003e• ‘Tis the damn season.\u003cbr\u003e• Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready.\u003cbr\u003e• A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch.\u003cbr\u003e• Spoiler alert: he dies.\u003cbr\u003e• It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.\u003cbr\u003e• Save water, drink cocoa.\u003cbr\u003e• He sees you when you’re drinking . . .\u003cbr\u003e• Nothing for you, whore!\u003cbr\u003e• Santa doesn’t believe in you either.\u003cbr\u003e• Merry Christmas to my favorite ho.\u003cbr\u003e• Bite me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail. However, they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50320518447207,"sku":"MINI12-SARCASTIC","price":15.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0043\/9642\/files\/596dd3fe2a3f2a949c510cbdb1094f19dc3ba86098ebd7c0cb54909a94b8d9ff.jpg?v=1790280651","url":"https:\/\/shophelloworld.com\/products\/sarcastic-12-days-of-christmas-cards-set","provider":"Hello World Modern Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}